Monday, March 27, 2006

Cast-a-way - The 100% real players

Truth be told, the story of I-420 is pretty much the trials and tribulations of a set of individuals, who came together under the most extraordinary of circumstances to ... no, no .. not star in a movie called the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but who came together to .. to .... hmm ... what was that again? Anyways for the time being, the secret of I-420 should remain just that, a secret until the Dark Lord (he now stayz in SEEPZ, after all that load shedding and stuff) comes calling.

Cast
Shacker - The inspiration on which the movie "Ass good ass it gets" was based on, while Shacker might not be practical, he is a joker - ergo, he is a semi-practical joker or a quasi-practical joker depending on how you look at it. Recently has redefined the word 'hirsute'. Agreed to be subjected to an autopsy and was decidely relieved when the test results came negative and the doctors declared him "Still Alive".

Oily - Hells yeah! The dude - Mr. Oily "Razor" Nair, is our very own DBCA - Desi Born Confused American. I mean really, god - if you are up there and rubbing your hands in glee in unbridled abandon at the marvels of your creation, you really got one whacko sense of humour. Having said that, the Oily is tolerable when it comes to violating a guitar - he does it with raucous pleasure. Touted to star in the thriller, "Being oily". Coming soon to an institution near you.

Jappo - Jappo is actually a variable whose physical persona can take many forms, the second of which is the current denizen of the deep at I-420. With superhuman skills befitting a superhuman, Jappo breaks out into the most intense form of calisthenics when asked a question for which the answer has to be Yes or No. Indian food falls into two buckets - Yes Spicy & No Spicy. Soon to star in "A Japanese werewolf in Mumbai".

Impz - the Star of the Galaxy. Wiz master and Quizmaster. The Riddler. Houdini with Ooomph. Beast on a bullet. Music-maniac. And the founder of this blog.

Guest appearances -
Mesoo - Ok now this one is tricky. Mesoo is a kid. and a girl. and a lady. All rolled into one .... by 2 .. thats right .... All rolled into a 1/2 (half). Particularly well known for being the Apple of Shacker's Eyes and the I-pod of the rest of him, Mesoo authored the best-seller "A five-faced approach to ruling apes!".

Gymbee - The lady warrior. Xena of the modern era. Presenting to you Gymbee. After tormenting all the camels in the gulf, all of which committed suicide by jumping into oil wells, Gymbee came to conquer Andheri West. With a passion for washing clothes and a genius for drying them, gymbee is undeniably the Monica of the i-420 gang. Currently engaged in making a 2 hour documentary on "How to make 2 hour documentaries".

Soon to come -
Introducing Frooti, Kaddz, Nirax, Angelina, A-butt, Salary, Gujju-bhai, Tummy man, Benarasi bawa and PJ Lawyer.

2 Comments:

At 1:19 AM, Blogger Kedar said...

Enjoyed Scene X+1. Waiting for Scenes X+2, X+3,... x+n.

Looks like (Ch)impz either has a lot of free time on his hands or he is trying hard to cope up with the dreary fact that he'll be sharing room / bed space with Shacker, Oily and Jappo.

Kedar

 
At 9:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

## .. pimpo pagal hai , pimpo deewana hai .. ##

Kaddu - be rest assured that pimpo ulf chimpo ulf impoz ulf wheiyyy?? will not be sharing the room/bed space with me. I cannot do this to oily.. can't let jealousy ruin the sanctity of i-420.. pimpo sirf oily ka hai aur uska hi rahega !

btw pimpo, i don't like this sobriquet(shacker)..

wacker

 

Post a Comment

<< Home

StatCounter - Free Web Tracker and Counter
View My Stats