Fiscal 06-07 starts with a bang. I-420 ka VA(A)T laggax !!

Yesterday was the day all of us celebrated our birthdays. We are special, so special that most countries recognize the auspicious day - the start of a brand new P&L and the commemoration of Fools worldwide!

Ok, so this one is for all you CAT aspirants out there. Read below for the clues:

• Wacker communicates that party rendezvous is the Hawaiian Outback to Messrs (read Messers - kind of messing around) me and Oily. (Circa 2006 AD, April 1st, 7 pm)
• Kaddz at a change in temporal coordinates communicates party rendezvous is Shouters to Messrs: Oily and me via cellular connections. (Circa 2006 AD, April 1st, 7:00:30 pm)
• Nirax is mum ... no, no she is yet to get married ... Mum here means silent. (All circa)
• Bong-bang-babe sends a short messaging service missive to Gymbee intimating her inability to attend the do at the Hawaaian outback. (Circa 2006 AD, April 1st, 21.45 pm)
• Gujju bhai doesnt know any of this as he is busying trying to appear un-gujju to british chicklets. (Circa doesnt matter, different time zone)
• Salary saunters into the Bloo Bark restaurant at 10.30 pm to ask Oily and me "whats the story?" (For salary, no circa, only Circus)
• A-butt and angelina come to the party at 10.30 pm in terms of adding to the planning complexity. They finally dont come to the actual party.
• Wacker is a fluent liar.
• I am pathologically suspicious of Wacker, especially on our birthdays.
• Meesoo leaves for Delhi.
• Kapil the journo arrives on the scene.
• Gymbee takes ages to finish her daily quota of hay with a single response to all questions asked such as "when are you coming?", Answer : " Coming there in 15 minutes)
• Wacker tells Gymbee earlier in the day that the do is happening at Chota Engama.
• Gymbee is suspicious of Oily and Me.
• Oily and Me don our thinking caps and plan counter-action measures against the Wacker and the Kaddz
• Wacker, Kaddz and Nirax leave in an auto.
• Gymbee , Salary, Oily and I go to Chota Engama and leave in 15 minutes after having comprehensively determined that Wacker and Co are not there as either customers or Waiters.
• Once again, its April 1st.

So the questions:

1) Was there a party in the first place?

2) If yes, where all did it happen and who were the party goers?

3) Did A-butt wear the same bra as he did the previous time when the last blog on him was written?

4) Does Gymbee know that Wacker was planning a spoof on Kaddz with help from Gujju bhai in consultation with Nirax directly in cahoots with Oily and I so as to ensure Salary does not know that A-butt and Angelina have already told Kaddz that Wacker is spoofing Gymbee?

ANSWER THE 4 QUESTIONS CORRECTLY AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES SUCH AS

- Wackers follical remnants from his escapades down under (really down and really really under) under the scalpel.

- Serenade by Me, my guitar and Irene.

- Workout day with Gymbee with a bonus course on "How to make mincemeat of your prince charming in 30 seconds!" Satisfaction guaranteed else ask for full refund within 30 days!!

P.S: If you are hot and single and follow under either categories of Chicks or Chicklets, please let Me know. We can plan to have coffee by mutual arrangement.