How 2006 ended and 2007 started ...

Cut to Dec 2006 ...

abhimanyu weds doorva;
kacker oli sush mish and co rock it up at the wedding;
log soche the ki i-420 logon ka shaadi hona door ka baath hai lekin abhimanyu ne prove kardiya ki yeh door ka nahin .. lekin doorva ki baath hai !! aadaab aadaaab !!
(impo, circa 1979 - )

impo puts europe trip .. budapest amsterdam london
shakes it up in london with gujju bhaaai
loses an expensive camera
comes back chastened

start of 2007 ...

the going gets good ..
impo cracks singapore move;
finally ships his a$$ out of i-420 to the southeast

then it gets better ...
oli cracks a killer job
gets a Nokia E62
gets a laptop at work ...

then it gets still better
gujju bhai ex-brit patel returns to i-420, his true calling
gujju bhai adjusts smartly from london metro to mumbai locals..

the icing on the cake .....
anuj .. i will let him do the honours ...

Adam's Big Apple!!

Check out this beauty from a friend of mine who just crossed the boundaries of Mumbai for the first time and found himself in NY all of a sudden.

The magnum opus of the Zhankee starts here:

Saalay Gotlee, i-420 blog ka marketing kar raha hoon to paisa kis baat ka maang raha hai .. tum log ka comments may junta kay alawa aur kisi ka comments hai kya ? nahi .. kaisay hoga, kisko maaloom hi nahi i-420 naam ka blog bhee exist karta hai ... phikar mat kar, ab maloom ho jayega ...
Bhai log,
Last weekend Disco tech gaya tha ... Webster Hall (3 floor disc) ... mai to hill gaya, bole to 'mind blow' ho gaya ... Seeing is believing ...
Girlfrnd ko saath nahi lakay jaanay ka udhar, other wise u will miss the chance of dancing with those hot chicks ... apun udhar akela naach raha tha , to ek chick apun kay saath naachnay lagi. After somtime apun uskay saath ragad ragad kay naachnay laga , bole to english may 'Grind' kar raha tha, to wo boli ki " Don't fu** me buddy, my bf is watching" ... bhench** apun wapis hill gaya. Phir usnay bf say intro karaya. After chit-chatting with her bf, I asked him "what does ur gf do?". Bhai log, suna that "ignorace is bliss". For me it turned out to be " Mis-communication is a bliss". Apun jab"What does ur gf do" usko bola, to apun thoda thalli tha, aur American accent try kar raha tha. Usko sunaee diya "Can I dance with ur gf?". Wo bola ofcourse, phir kya tha, Grind aur Grind aur Griiiinnnndddd ...
Girls end up dancing with multiple guys, thats how it goes over here. I ended up dancing with 5 chicks(no bullshit here). First dance was very close encouner as mentioned above.
Apun Indian dance kar raha tha ek phirangee kay saath and she was imitating my moves.End may poochti hai "Are u from Arab. Arabs move a lot while they dance". Wallah! bahoot Khubsoorat hoti wo chick.

On every floor u have poles for female and male stripper(in Tarzan chaddi). Phoolto 6 pack abs. Maray ko Monsieur Whackz ka Single pack yaad aa gaya(Jaadugar Goga ka discovery tha).Male stripper ka bahoot demand dekha.Girls from crown jump on him and get the pleasure.
Gujju, apun ka item London jaarela hai ghoomnay.Usko mai bola apna London mai jigree dost rehnayka. Tera e-mail usko doon kya? Acha item hai.
Nashta-paani kar sakta hai.Khana nahi milega.
Ab tak kay samachar yahee samapt hote hai.
Wait for the next update.
"Jai Maharashtra, Jai NY".

Return of the Phoenix!

Just when everybody thought that the I-420 brigade had made its peace with the ungodly and faded away without so much as a whimper into the enveloping folds of the sands of time, the clique awakens, just as the Phoenix did from the ashes! Shaking of the dusts of lethargy and stirring from the depths of inactivity, the lion roars and announces its arrival yet again to the mortal world of the plebian!

Okay very quick update on everything at I-420 since the last blog happened:

- There is a full bottle of Johnny L - Black courtesy olifactor at home and there is one more of Glenmorangie acquired on the coasts of Singapore by yours truly.

- Jappo can cook and will cook good chicken stuff if given the right kind of motivation.

- Wacker is putting the Bhubaneswar trip next week

- My bullet has decided to give up on me. Hasnt started despite a million kicks.

- Meesh celebrated her 15th birthday weekend before last.

- There is an awesome football cushion at home, courtesy once again of yours truly from Singapore.

- I have run out of more things to write.

Some awesome one liners to keep you in splits

Caught the following ones on the net a long while back but forgot where i got them from.

- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under
- The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize

- The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
- In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.

- When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

- It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers
- An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle

- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils

Vote for whichever you thought was the best or if you can add some of your own, go ahead!!

And Nirax lights another candle

After Kaddz birthday last week, Nirax is not one to be left behind. She immediately decided to celebrate her birthday this week - bigger and better. So all you junta can wish Nirax today on her birthday - its has taken her 50 long years to turn 15. Finally.

Fiscal 06-07 starts with a bang. I-420 ka VA(A)T laggax !!

Yesterday was the day all of us celebrated our birthdays. We are special, so special that most countries recognize the auspicious day - the start of a brand new P&L and the commemoration of Fools worldwide!

Ok, so this one is for all you CAT aspirants out there. Read below for the clues:

• Wacker communicates that party rendezvous is the Hawaiian Outback to Messrs (read Messers - kind of messing around) me and Oily. (Circa 2006 AD, April 1st, 7 pm)
• Kaddz at a change in temporal coordinates communicates party rendezvous is Shouters to Messrs: Oily and me via cellular connections. (Circa 2006 AD, April 1st, 7:00:30 pm)
• Nirax is mum ... no, no she is yet to get married ... Mum here means silent. (All circa)
• Bong-bang-babe sends a short messaging service missive to Gymbee intimating her inability to attend the do at the Hawaaian outback. (Circa 2006 AD, April 1st, 21.45 pm)
• Gujju bhai doesnt know any of this as he is busying trying to appear un-gujju to british chicklets. (Circa doesnt matter, different time zone)
• Salary saunters into the Bloo Bark restaurant at 10.30 pm to ask Oily and me "whats the story?" (For salary, no circa, only Circus)
• A-butt and angelina come to the party at 10.30 pm in terms of adding to the planning complexity. They finally dont come to the actual party.
• Wacker is a fluent liar.
• I am pathologically suspicious of Wacker, especially on our birthdays.
• Meesoo leaves for Delhi.
• Kapil the journo arrives on the scene.
• Gymbee takes ages to finish her daily quota of hay with a single response to all questions asked such as "when are you coming?", Answer : " Coming there in 15 minutes)
• Wacker tells Gymbee earlier in the day that the do is happening at Chota Engama.
• Gymbee is suspicious of Oily and Me.
• Oily and Me don our thinking caps and plan counter-action measures against the Wacker and the Kaddz
• Wacker, Kaddz and Nirax leave in an auto.
• Gymbee , Salary, Oily and I go to Chota Engama and leave in 15 minutes after having comprehensively determined that Wacker and Co are not there as either customers or Waiters.
• Once again, its April 1st.

So the questions:

1) Was there a party in the first place?

2) If yes, where all did it happen and who were the party goers?

3) Did A-butt wear the same bra as he did the previous time when the last blog on him was written?

4) Does Gymbee know that Wacker was planning a spoof on Kaddz with help from Gujju bhai in consultation with Nirax directly in cahoots with Oily and I so as to ensure Salary does not know that A-butt and Angelina have already told Kaddz that Wacker is spoofing Gymbee?

ANSWER THE 4 QUESTIONS CORRECTLY AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES SUCH AS

- Wackers follical remnants from his escapades down under (really down and really really under) under the scalpel.

- Serenade by Me, my guitar and Irene.

- Workout day with Gymbee with a bonus course on "How to make mincemeat of your prince charming in 30 seconds!" Satisfaction guaranteed else ask for full refund within 30 days!!

P.S: If you are hot and single and follow under either categories of Chicks or Chicklets, please let Me know. We can plan to have coffee by mutual arrangement.

Around the sun

Yesterday was March 30th.

Kaddu's last chance to spend some money before he fixed his P&L statement. Year closure and all.

Kaddu's birthday it was. Happy birthday kaddu.

We will make amends at the next i-420 party for you not being able to be in this side of town. Wacker will do a full monty for you.

Cheerz
i-420