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Yesterday was March 30th.

Kaddu's last chance to spend some money before he fixed his P&L statement. Year closure and all.

Kaddu's birthday it was. Happy birthday kaddu.

We will make amends at the next i-420 party for you not being able to be in this side of town. Wacker will do a full monty for you.

Cheerz
i-420

Will wacker actually post?

Impz wrote ...

But above all this was the furious battle waged between the Oily and the Wacker. While i would love to describe what happened, i think i would let wacker do the talking.

Yeah .. and you think Wackky boy will actually post.

Wacker feels blogging is an art pursued by 'oh-ur-so-jobless' people. While I don't really agree with his thoughts, he has the right to express the same. But isn't that blogging all about .. expressing your thoughts?? But, why would Wacky care?

Anyways .... I see his name in the contributors list and hope he posts about who the hell won the bowling game. Otherwise, Impz you'll have to do that !

I remember my 1st game of bowling at 'Bullseye' (some 4 yrs. back) ... I din't have any idea what it was all about and still beat wacky,benasri babu and coupla other guys who couldn't care bowling a heavy ball straight (they were too busy trying to showcase their 'add that spin' skills). Won a free beer as a prize (which I got 6 months late !)

Impz you have to make edits to the templates, I can't see any option which allows me to do that !

Waitin' for Wacker to post !

Happy b'day Kaddz !

~ Gujju bhai from London

And the balls kept rolling

Today was a day that i would love to forget for i hate to be under the weather and away from work. That is not to mean i want to be at work always, it just means i would love to be away from work but do something fun in that time - not loll around in bed hoping to get better. Anyways, Oily stayed at home to keep me company so the day passed on quickly.

Oily is cool. Cool Oily. Ergo, Oily is actually a Coolie. Or Coily. Whatever. Oily - the mysteryman! If he were to take part in a quiz:

Quiz Master : Whats the Capital of India?
Oily : Aa.. hmm... ehhh .... O.... Delhington DC.
Quiz Master : Please accept me as your disciple, oh Master !!

Wacker and Meesoo saw Being Cyrus. Wacker says its a vague-ass movie but watchable.

Benarasi bawa cracks another univ .... this time Bapson welcomes the dude with open arms ....

Gymbee is partying in Club Escape ...

Nirax, Wacker, Meesoo, Oily, Jappo and I finally went 0ut late night to Bowling Co. I had to pull myself along cos though i was feeling unwell, i thought the fresh air would do me good. Very interesting contest it was. There was Nirax trying to figure out which of her fingers she would break with which ball. And Meesoo - who felt guilty everytime her bowling ball hit the pins! And Jappo the underdog showed the indian bowlers a thing or two on how Japan is ahead of India when it comes to prowess with balls. But above all this was the furious battle waged between the Oily and the Wacker. While i would love to describe what happened, i think i would let wacker do the talking.

I am feeling a lil bit better from last night. But medication is going to kill me. Have a feeling i am gonna OD on crocin. So thats how the story unwinds. Hope to get better and make the journey to express towers tomorrow.

Wait with bated breath on what the wacker will put forth .....

Quick updates

• My 2000 watt music system has been truly and completed hooked up in the hall of the i-420 of the local india.
• Oily is getting appraised today at work - so junta can wish the dude all the best.
• Shacker is doing some random work in chennai - should be back tonight
• Gujju bhaai - in london has still not got laid there despite advances from 3 girls and 2 donkeys.
• A-butt has decided that now is the time to bring out all the tshirts that he used to wear as a 3 year old - worse still he wears them for work-outs. Like Oily put it yesterday to A-butt, " Dude - why are you wearing that bra?"!!

Act of the day

Yesterday evening, night to be more precise, Oily, Jappo and I went to the Coffee day on Yari road. And yes, you guessed right, we went there to have coffee. I leave the house with my wallet. Jappo leaves the house with his wallet. But Oily?? The DBCA leaves the house with a wallet and a half filled bottle of half-litre Pepsi. So when we reach Coffee Day, Oily puts his wallet and the Pepsi bottle on the table and the rest is History. When we left, the head honchos of Coffee Day were apparently undergoing treatment for trauma on how their branding could have impacted the target audience so badly!

IMPOSTAR

Cast-a-way - The 100% real players

Truth be told, the story of I-420 is pretty much the trials and tribulations of a set of individuals, who came together under the most extraordinary of circumstances to ... no, no .. not star in a movie called the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but who came together to .. to .... hmm ... what was that again? Anyways for the time being, the secret of I-420 should remain just that, a secret until the Dark Lord (he now stayz in SEEPZ, after all that load shedding and stuff) comes calling.

Cast
Shacker - The inspiration on which the movie "Ass good ass it gets" was based on, while Shacker might not be practical, he is a joker - ergo, he is a semi-practical joker or a quasi-practical joker depending on how you look at it. Recently has redefined the word 'hirsute'. Agreed to be subjected to an autopsy and was decidely relieved when the test results came negative and the doctors declared him "Still Alive".

Oily - Hells yeah! The dude - Mr. Oily "Razor" Nair, is our very own DBCA - Desi Born Confused American. I mean really, god - if you are up there and rubbing your hands in glee in unbridled abandon at the marvels of your creation, you really got one whacko sense of humour. Having said that, the Oily is tolerable when it comes to violating a guitar - he does it with raucous pleasure. Touted to star in the thriller, "Being oily". Coming soon to an institution near you.

Jappo - Jappo is actually a variable whose physical persona can take many forms, the second of which is the current denizen of the deep at I-420. With superhuman skills befitting a superhuman, Jappo breaks out into the most intense form of calisthenics when asked a question for which the answer has to be Yes or No. Indian food falls into two buckets - Yes Spicy & No Spicy. Soon to star in "A Japanese werewolf in Mumbai".

Impz - the Star of the Galaxy. Wiz master and Quizmaster. The Riddler. Houdini with Ooomph. Beast on a bullet. Music-maniac. And the founder of this blog.

Guest appearances -
Mesoo - Ok now this one is tricky. Mesoo is a kid. and a girl. and a lady. All rolled into one .... by 2 .. thats right .... All rolled into a 1/2 (half). Particularly well known for being the Apple of Shacker's Eyes and the I-pod of the rest of him, Mesoo authored the best-seller "A five-faced approach to ruling apes!".

Gymbee - The lady warrior. Xena of the modern era. Presenting to you Gymbee. After tormenting all the camels in the gulf, all of which committed suicide by jumping into oil wells, Gymbee came to conquer Andheri West. With a passion for washing clothes and a genius for drying them, gymbee is undeniably the Monica of the i-420 gang. Currently engaged in making a 2 hour documentary on "How to make 2 hour documentaries".

Soon to come -
Introducing Frooti, Kaddz, Nirax, Angelina, A-butt, Salary, Gujju-bhai, Tummy man, Benarasi bawa and PJ Lawyer.