The usual mehehe !!!

Gymbie sends a mail to junta suggesting a weekend trip and asks everyone to revert. But as the case is normally with our junta, the whole point of the mail is lost, and there is a mailing spree started by Wacker. Why? Because Gymbie marked a cc to Wacker (Might as well have marked a bcc to him...). Here's a ring side account of the ensuing battle:

SCENE 1

Wacker starts it off... and the rest of the fighting is carried on by Oily, Tummy Man, Salary and Chimpo. It is very similar to politicians ticking off communal riots here. Anyways, read on...

Wacker: am i supposed to reply ?... coz u have put me in the 'cc' list .. so technically the mail wasnt meant for me to reply but just as an 'fyi' to me..

TummyMan: that too she's put you LAST in the cc list ... almost as an afterthought. I wouldn't take that if I were you ....

Chimpo: Since when did you start getting technical?And the fact that she has earmarked masseurs for you implies that she is expecting either you or the masseur to reply; likely to be you in this case as the masseur is not marked on the email unless he or she has been bcc’ed on it. Considering the various parameters for decision making optimized for productive responses to managerial complexities of schedule formulation, yes, I think you should reply. (WTF?!)

Salary: Wacker dost..... you dont get technical man!!!! It is the pimpo's territory"Considering the various parameters for decision making optimized for productive responses to managerial complexities of schedule formulation, yes, I think you should reply. Pimpo, what did the fuckin nurse do to you in the hospi you were born in...... or were you born in a reserach lab.....

Oily (Why Why??): arrey Tummy havent u hrd of " save the best for last"...stop imitating hilaya row for once....ur a disturber of the peace... and i agree with sallu, whom i had the joyful privilege of meeting today morning and share a sleepy bus ride with, pimpo is monopolistically brilliant at his technical skills be it given to him at birth or otherwise inculcated....

Tummy Man: Rummage through the rubble in bold text above and laugh loudly!
Salary:This is hilarious... good catch Tummy. Oily... what say u now?

Oily: nothin...jst that tummy cant ever come up with anything original so he uses wots already available...the "i wldnt take that if i were u" line has been coined by hilaya Row, a common friend, and he decides to over use it....lazy louch that he is... its the easy way out...and thats wot losers do... and btw, salary, form ur mail id say ur a close second to him if u ask me...chut...

TummyMan: i've heard of "Lazy Lout" and "Slouch" - did the usually benign but now ominous vocabulary of Mr Oily Matter just coin a new word - LOUCH? heh heh
Salary:Heyy Auli dude.... shant gadhadhari Bheem !!!!! its just that i found what Tummy wrote very funny....

Chimpo: I notice that Tummy just pipped Wacker to being last on the cc list…. Almost as a precursor to an afterthought. Tummy - Would wacker take it if he were you? Considering you wouldn’t take it if you were him being last on the cc – so you being you, is it still ok to be penultimate? I wouldn’t take that if wacker were you. (huh?)

Wacker: whoa...! i would def mind if i were u !

Salary: Pimpo Bhai... kuch samajh mein nahi aaya... hindi mein samjhao yarr....

Chimpo: Language ka problem nahi hai sallu ... comprehension skills ka thoda fight hai tera ... I am sorry yaar .. (if this was a movie and I were a doctor in that, this would be the poignant scene where I take my glasses off, lower my stethoscope and nod my head painting a lachrymal picture)

TummyMan: if you were playing a doctor in a "movie" taking your stuff off, we all know what sort of movie that would be!!!! Tera Ghagra Meri Choli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCENE 2

Gymbie is banging her head on the wall in sheer frustration and regretting the instant when she had decided to suggest a weekend plan...

Could be continued...!!

Dedicated to all the Londoners who missed out on the fun...